another view on iraq

this is one opinion that won’t get as much coverage as john murtha’s statements to the press. senator joe lieberman just returned from iraq, and he has a slightly different perspective on how things are going over there than murtha does.

sen. joe leiberman on iraq:

None of these remarkable changes would have happened without the coalition forces led by the U.S. And, I am convinced, almost all of the progress in Iraq and throughout the Middle East will be lost if those forces are withdrawn faster than the Iraqi military is capable of securing the country. The leaders of Iraq’s duly elected government understand this, and they asked me for reassurance about America’s commitment. The question is whether the American people and enough of their representatives in Congress from both parties understand this. I am disappointed by Democrats who are more focused on how President Bush took America into the war in Iraq almost three years ago, and by Republicans who are more worried about whether the war will bring them down in next November’s elections, than they are concerned about how we continue the progress in Iraq in the months and years ahead.

that’s how we can lose our political will to stay until iraq is stabilized. both republicans and democrats see the writing on the wall and obsess over the polls, which is why you won’t see many in washington (outside of the bush administration) echoing what lieberman says here.

Here is an ironic finding I brought back from Iraq. While U.S. public opinion polls show serious declines in support for the war and increasing pessimism about how it will end, polls conducted by Iraqis for Iraqi universities show increasing optimism. Two-thirds say they are better off than they were under Saddam, and a resounding 82% are confident their lives in Iraq will be better a year from now than they are today. What a colossal mistake it would be for America’s bipartisan political leadership to choose this moment in history to lose its will and, in the famous phrase, to seize defeat from the jaws of the coming victory.

i agree with senator leiberman. he goes on to admit that mistakes were made initially, but says that we are making changes to correct some of those mistakes.

The economic reconstruction of Iraq has gone slower than it should have, and too much money has been wasted or stolen. Ambassador Khalilzad is now implementing reform that has worked in Afghanistan–Provincial Reconstruction Teams, composed of American economic and political experts, working in partnership in each of Iraq’s 18 provinces with its elected leadership, civil service and the private sector. That is the “build” part of the “clear, hold and build” strategy, and so is the work American and international teams are doing to professionalize national and provincial governmental agencies in Iraq.

These are new ideas that are working and changing the reality on the ground, which is undoubtedly why the Iraqi people are optimistic about their future–and why the American people should be, too.

this is good news. we should listen to both sides of the argument and decide for ourselves which strategy makes more sense, keeping in mind the motivations of each side for their position on iraq. i have been critical of senator leiberman in the past for disguising his views while he was al gore’s VP pick, but he has been a strong supporter of the war in iraq from the very beginning, and he has always been consistent on this issue.
former U.S. secretary of state henry kissinger weighs in (courtesy: breitbart.com):

“I think to look at withdrawal from Iraq … could lead to disaster,” said Kissinger, who served as the top US diplomat in the administrations of presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford.

“We have to keep in mind what our objective should be, and if we leave Iraq under conditions at the end of which there will be a radical government in Baghdad, or part of the country becomes a haven for terrorism, it will have turned into a disaster that will affect the whole world,” Kissinger said in an interview with CNN television.

i will give the last word on this to iraq the model.

on the upcoming elections:

On the other hand, a war of words and speeches is growing among the different parties and candidates and two points issues to be taking more attention here, these are corruption accusations and the recurrence of former Ba’ath members in some lists.

Some candidates, namely Laith Kubba pointed out that he has political bombs regarding the above issues that will be revealed soon. Kubba who leads his own list has also challenged Ahmed Chalabi for an electoral debate.

However, people in the street think that candidates should focus more on their political platforms rather than on exchanging accusations and allegations.

the iraqis get it. i wish american politicians would figure this out.

from the post: The way to the parliament: fighting with posters and sometimes bullets.

I never had doubts in the hidden intentions of those in Iraq who keep saying that multinational troops must leave Iraq soon; they say their demands are essential for national sovereignty coming out of their patriotic feelings for Iraq while I see them as far as they could be from patriotism.

If those people put Iraq’s and Iraqis’ interests first, they wouldn’?t have asked the US to leave Iraq while the troops missions are yet to be accomplished and the Iraqi national forces are still not capable of protecting the country and the citizens.

We all know why some insist that US must leave or keep calling the presence of these troops an occupation. The problem is that the ordinary citizen here cannot talk about this in public for fear of being labeled as an agent or collaborator with the occupation and what can an unarmed citizen do to face such an accusation coming from this or that militia.

What pushes these politicians and militias to take this attitude is their dream of regaining sovereignty but not national sovereignty; it is their sovereignty over Iraq.

What is keeping these liars from making a large scale coup over the democratic change is the presence of coalition troops that are protecting the new Iraq.

Our newfound democracy is suffering a lot from the evil of neighboring dictatorships and the legacy of Saddam’s dictatorship and I see the only guarantee to the growth of our democracy until its institutions are firm enough and well established lies in the presence of coalition troops for a longer time. This requires not only the preparation of Iraqi security forces but goes beyond that to protecting the democracy until it passes the danger zone.

whether we like it or not, we will have to stay in iraq until the country is stabilized. we owe it to the iraqis who have risked their lives to vote in the elections (and to vote for the constitution) to see this through. we owe it to our soldiers who died to give iraq this new hope for a better future. at this point, we need to stop fighting about WMDs and playing political games. there’s more at stake than the political fortunes of the DC elite. what we are talking about is the future of iraq, and both sides need to stop playing games with that future.

reality and fiction –closer than we would like to believe

i just finished reading the kite runner by khaled hosseini. it is raw, graphic, intense, and beautifully written. i highly recommend it. the story takes place in modern-day afghanistan. nothing is held back in this fictional narrative, including the extreme cruelty of the taliban and the harsh reality that it was to live under their rule. what i came away with from this book with was that fighting oppression is not a theory. it’s not simply a war game. this is sobering reality to so many people in the world. we must do what we can to stop this oppression. the taliban isn’t a creation of someone’s imagination. it’s a source of pure evil.

if you have any doubts about that, keep reading. the obvious disclaimer applies to anything linked here: some of the articles are very disturbing and somewhat graphic. there may be more information here than you want to know.

Telegraph | News | I was one of the Taliban’s torturers: I crucified people

“YOU must become so notorious for bad things that when you come into an area people will tremble in their sandals. Anyone can do beatings and starve people. I want your unit to find new ways of torture so terrible that the screams will frighten even crows from their nests and if the person survives he will never again have a night’s sleep.”

from afgha.com – Questions / Answers

“As a military and political force, the Taliban surfaced in Qandahar in 1994 when Afghanistan was plagued by a vicious civil war. The main military struggle at that time was taking place in Kabul between the forces of Burhanuddin Rabbani and his military commander Ahmad Shah Masood and their allies on one side and the forces of Gulbuddin Hekmatyar and his allies on the other side. As a result, about two thirds of Kabul was razed to the ground resembling “an archeological site” with a UN estimated deaths of 50,000 civilians. The rest of the country was taken by warlords and petty chieftains who ruled their areas with a free-for-all attitude. The Amnesty International 1995 annual report about Afghanistan begins with these terrifying accounts:

Thousands of civilians were killed and thousands more were wounded in artillery attacks deliberately aimed at residential areas by all factions in the civil war. Hundreds of men, women and children were deliberately and arbitrarily killed by members of the main armed groups during the raids on civilian homes. Torture, including rape of women and children, was reportedly widespread. People were unlawfully imprisoned in private detention centers because of their political opinions, religion, ethnic origin, or as hostages. Journalists covering the war were detained or imprisoned by the warring factions. Hundreds of people “disappeared.” Warlords appointed themselves as so called Islamic judges and ordered punishments including executions.”

civilians were intentionally targeted and killed without cause. women and children were tortured. people with opposing political views, religious beliefs, or an offensive ethnicity, were jailed. this is the mindset of the enemies we face today in the war on terror. this ideological belief system rarely leaves room for any significant negotiation.

The Taliban’s War on Women: A Health and Human Rights Crisis in Afghanistan.

” PHR’s researcher when visiting Kabul in 1998, saw a city of beggars — women who had once been teachers and nurses now moving in the streets like ghosts under their enveloping burqas , selling every possession and begging so as to feed their children. It is difficult to find another government or would-be government in the world that has deliberately created such poverty by arbitrarily depriving half the population under its control of jobs, schooling, mobility, and health care. Such restrictions are literally life threatening to women and to their children.

The Taliban’s abuses are by no means limited to women. Thousands of men have been taken prisoner, arbitrarily detained, tortured, and many killed and disappeared. Men are beaten and jailed for wearing beards of insufficient length (that of a clenched fist beneath the chin), are subjected to cruel and degrading conditions in jail, and suffer such punishments as amputation and stoning. Men are also vulnerable to extortion, arrest, gang rape, and abuse in detention because of their ethnicity or presumed political views. The Taliban’s Shari’a courts lack even a semblance of due process, with no provisions for legal counsel and frequent use of torture to extract confessions. “

Fact Sheet: Al Qaeda and Taliban Atrocities–more than you need to know to be convinced of their motives.

Salon.com Life | The Taliban’s bravest opponents— this salon piece graphically describes a public execution, just like in kite runner. sadly, reality and fiction are too close together when it comes to the taliban. the first page should be enough to understand what’s going on here.

the idea that groups like this deserve mercy and compassion is beyond my comprehension. it doesn’t make sense to me that there are still excuses made for people like this, because there isn’t any valid excuse for their behavior AT ALL. the support of terrorism and terrorists like bin laden make the taliban a legitimate target. everyone benefits from the defeat of groups like this. that is why the question of whether iraq would be ruled by sharia law or not was such an important one, because of its strict interpretation by sunni muslims that would suggest similar punishments in iraq to those in afghanistan under the taliban. i believe that iraq’s new constitution strikes the right balance in this respect, but i’m not any kind of expert on the subject.

are afghanis better off now than than they were under the taliban? the signs seem to point to an affirmative answer to this question.

from the U.S. Embassy-China website, some hopeful words for Afghanistan:

“While the terrorists hide in caves, the Afghan people are emerging into the light of day to face the challenges of their future. The contrast between their life under the Taliban and their life without the Taliban is crystal clear. Where the Taliban have fled, they can no longer terrorize the population. Afghans–men, women and children–are rejecting what the Taliban stood for. Afghans are once again taking control of their own lives. As the Taliban fled Kandahar on December 7, witnesses reported that joyous residents poured into the streets and tore down the Taliban flag.

Soccer stadiums, once used for public executions, floggings, and amputations are once again used for sports. Children fly kites. Women go to the market without fear of being beaten. Men are no longer required to wear regulation-length beards; women may choose whether or not to wear the burqa. Girls are flocking back to schools after five long years of being barred from public education.”

these are hopeful signs. of course there is still work to be done in afghanistan, but it is headed in the right direction. i hope that we would have the patience to continue the progress being made in iraq as well, but i have a feeling that public opinion may short-circuit that process at some point. i would very much like to be wrong about that.

iraq exit strategy: win, then leave

“the quickest way of ending a war is to lose it, and if one finds the prospect of a long war intolerable, it is natural to disbelieve in the possibility of victory.” –george orwell

i’ve said previously that rep. murtha should not be subject to personal attacks on his reputation and character just because he dared to question the bush administration’s iraq strategy. i still believe that. however, there are some major flaws in his public statements and his suggestion for immediate troop withdrawal from iraq, as bill kristol and robert kagan point out in this weekly standard article.

according to that article:

Murtha, of course, claims that the U.S. occupation is the primary problem in Iraq and that “our troops have become the primary target of the insurgency. They are united against U.S. forces, and we have become a catalyst for violence.” This is nonsense. For many months now, the insurgents have been shifting their attacks away from U.S. and coalition forces and directing them at Iraqis instead. Iraqis now make up the overwhelming majority of casualties resulting from insurgent attacks. This shift is evidence not only of the effectiveness of our protective measures, but also of the growing vitality of the Iraqi political process, which the insurgents, according to their own statements, fear and hate more than the U.S. military presence. As for the rise in the number of “incidents” against U.S. forces to which Murtha points, those numbers do not distinguish between incidents initiated by insurgents and those initiated by Americans. Recent U.S. operations have generated a large number of incidents, indeed–almost all of them supporting the coalition’s goals and harming the insurgents.

there are some areas where our iraq strategy needs to be improved. i don’t think it is unreasonable to suggest such a thing. but as kagan and kristol point out, we can succeed in iraq if we have the patience to see the mission to completion. at this point, i can’t say i believe that the american people are convinced that we can win in iraq. that’s what the polls seem to suggest. it is discouraging to me, as i’m sure it is to many other americans, that complete victory in iraq may take longer than we thought that it would.

an article by james fallows in the current atlantic monthly has a sobering look at post-war iraq strategy. the following quotes are from that article.

Let me suggest a standard for judging endgame strategies in Iraq, given the commitment the United States has already made. It begins with the recognition that even if it were possible to rebuild and fully democratize Iraq, as a matter of political reality the United States will not stay to see it through. (In Japan, Germany, and South Korea we did see it through. But while there were postwar difficulties in all those countries, none had an insurgency aimed at Americans.) But perhaps we could stay long enough to meet a more modest standard.

What is needed for an honorable departure is, at a minimum, a country that will not go to war with itself, and citizens who will not turn to large-scale murder. This requires Iraqi security forces that are working on a couple of levels: a national army strong enough to deter militias from any region and loyal enough to the new Iraq to resist becoming the tool of any faction; policemen who are sufficiently competent, brave, and honest to keep civilians safe. If the United States leaves Iraq knowing that non-American forces are sufficient to keep order, it can leave with a clear conscience—no matter what might happen a year or two later.

the whole article is brilliant. it’s worth getting a trial subscription to read more than the provided excerpt. the idea is that in order to get the iraqi army to the level of readiness it needs to keep the peace in iraq, it will require a longer commitment than the american people will support. unfortunately, i think this analysis is dead-on. the polls are already bruising the president on the iraq war. while i don’t believe any president should navigate by polls, i’m not sure that this war can succeed without the support of the american people. timetables are misguided, as i’ve said before, but the bush administration will continue to lose support for the war unless they can point to successful operations that resonate with the non-politicos in this country.

for the non-political blog post, please scroll down and enjoy the pandas. 🙂

something we can all agree on: panda-blogging.

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now playing: tobymac/gone

i certainly wouldn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea about me from my anti-PETA rant yesterday. i love animals. it’s the humans who have gotten pretty stupid. i just want to bring the country together, at least today. so in that spirit, i will refrain from any partisan sniping for one day and show cute pictures of pandas shamelessly borrowed from here and other places. enjoy. 🙂

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PETA is out of control

there is no question in my mind that PETA is out of control. this shouldn’t come as a shock to anybody who has followed the history of PETA(people for the ethical treatment of animals) and the ways that they choose to spread their message to the rest of us. it’s difficult for me to separate the message from the messenger with this organization. what may have started out as a noble cause and a legitimate opposing viewpoint has become the backdrop for a long series of publicity stunts by PETA.

here’s their latest gimmick opposing fishing: comic books for kids that accuse their dads of being hooked on killing! (pdf)

that’s over the top in my book. it’s messed up. they ruin whatever legitimacy their message may have by doing stuff like this. there’s nothing wrong with encouraging kids to eat vegetables or find healthier alternatives to the junk food. we all would be better off if we did this. however, PETA’s role has gone beyond mere advocacy and has ventured into indoctrination. it should be up to the parents what their kids eat. PETA has no authority to regulate that, or to use comic books to turn the kids against their parents. it’s a cheap trick, and the schools should be smart enough to insist that PETA would be more responsible when it comes to the children in their care.

flopping aces weighs in with more specific details and a similar view.
more common-sense opinion here from the pensacola news journal : PETA’s protest is patently pointless.
the daily collegian gets it absolutely right: PETA protests crosses the boundary

here are some previous stupid human tricks by PETA:

PETA workers face 25 felony counts in North Carolina–hypocrisy, much?

PETA Creams Vogue Editor–editor anna wintour gets a tofu pie in the face. nice. but there are better reasons to do this…like the fact that there is a big fat ad on every other page in vogue.

PETA asks Attorney General to charge LSU with animal abandonment in Katrina aftermath–there’s an example of a not-so-shocking lack of perspective.

PETA has serious credibility problems. there’s no other way to spin that. there’s more than enough evidence that their message is distorted by the method of delivery. google “peta protests” and you will have the evidence of this. if animal-rights activists want to be taken seriously, they can’t resort to these kinds of publicity stunts. it only makes them subject to ridicule and parody, and distracts from any level of serious discussion on the subject. oh yeah, and it would also help if PETA practiced what it preached.

house G.O.P. to dems on iraq : put up or shut up!

this all started with a statement made by rep. john murtha to reporters on thursday. this is part of what he said:

I believe with the U.S. troop redeployment the Iraqi security forces will be incentivized to take control. A poll recently conducted — this is a British poll reported in The Washington Times — over 80 percent of Iraqis are strongly opposed to the presence of coalition forces, and about 45 percent of Iraqi population believe attacks against American troops are justified. I believe we need to turn Iraq over to the Iraqis. I believe before the Iraqi elections, scheduled for mid-December, the Iraqi people and the emerging government must be put on notice. The United States will immediately redeploy — immediately redeploy. No schedule which can be changed, nothing that’s controlled by the Iraqis, this is an immediate redeployment of our American forces because they have become the target.

All of Iraq must know that Iraq is free — free from a United States occupation, and I believe this will send a signal to the Sunnis to join the political process. My experience in a guerrilla war says that until you find out where they are, until the public is willing to tell you where the insurgent is, you’re not going to win this war, and Vietnam was the same way. If you have an operation — a military operation and you tell the Sunnis because the families are in jeopardy, they — or you tell the Iraqis, then they are going to tell the insurgents, because they’re worried about their families.

My plan calls for immediate redeployment of U.S. troops consistent with the safety of U.S. forces, to create a quick reaction force in the region, to create an over-the-horizon presence of Marines, and to diplomatically pursue security and stability in Iraq.”

it was a direct call for the immediate withdrawal of troops from iraq. that’s a bold move, no matter what you may think of that proposed strategy. although i think that murtha’s war hawk reputation is overstated, he’s not advocating the exact same strategy as michael moore. it would be convenient for us to characterize him that way. it would also be wrong, scott mcclellan. even though mcclellan tried to make the case that it was only murtha’s argument that was being discredited, not the man himself, i don’t think he managed to sell that to anyone still listening to him.

some of what rep. murtha said made sense, at least in the previous excerpt. he’s not a raving moonbat like michael moore. i do have a serious problem with immediate withdrawal of the troops from iraq, whether that means tomorrow, or six weeks from now. the administration has made what i believe, and many others believe, to be a strong case against this approach. iraq will be left worse than we found it, should we decide to leave iraq before it can defend itself. i would also like to question this assertion by rep. murtha in the full text of his remarks to the press on thursday: “ I said over a year ago now, the military and the administration agrees now that Iraq cannot be won militarily. ” i’m not buying this argument. at least in the public statements by current members of the administration and the military now in iraq, i just don’t see the general consensus for this POV in either group. there are improvements we need to make in our approach to post-war iraq. i don’t dispute that. i also think that our successes there have been woefully under-reported.

so the house republicans decided to take a vote on the immediate withdrawal of troops from iraq, to make the democrats go on the record on how they felt about what murtha was suggesting in his comments to the press. i like this move. did it smack of a political stunt? yes. but it accomplished something very useful, in spite of the partisan sniping that took place in the pre-vote debates on the house floor. all but three democrats voted against immediate withdrawal, which should have been expected and probably was. this was a turning point in the whole argument over the war in iraq. i think this because now that the house has decisively rejected immediate withdrawal, we can now move on to the question of what more we need to be doing to help the iraqis run their own country.

i believe that murtha’s broader point is correct– that we need to give the iraqis an incentive to kick us out of their country. while timetables for withdrawal are misguided, we do need to emphasize to them that we will be leaving, and that they will need to secure their own country. the two previous elections and the new constitution are very positive signs that the political process is starting to work. i’m sure that there are other major positive developments there that we don’t know about. there is more work yet to do, and the administration should let us know about the progress that’s being made to address rep. murtha’s concerns and those of the american people. i hope they will.

oh yeah…and ohio state beat michigan. WOOHOO! thoughts on that in the previous post. scroll down for more on that.

hosting some of sunday’s open trackbacks: cao’s blog, adam’s blog, basil’s blog, california conservative, and my vast right wing conspiracy.

ohio state beat michigan again.

WOOHOO! 25-21 over that team up north. understand this about me: i have only three teams i live and die with. the ohio state buckeyes football team is on that list. this is becoming a habit for ohio state every year. jim tressel — he’s no john cooper…and thank God for that. john cooper couldn’t beat michigan very often. he wasn’t so good in bowl games, and couldn’t produce any national championship for the buckeyes. all that is thankfully ancient history now. the buckeyes are co-big ten champs, AND michigan has four losses. the way i feel about the wolverines is the same way i feel about the new york yankees –any time they lose, i’m very happy. but that’s normal right? of course it is. read the outstanding recap of OSU/that other team here.

for the updated 2006 post, click here.

if you’re looking for the serious political stuff…just scroll up. 🙂

not that it matters or anything

i have heard the argument that senator (and 2004 presidential candidate) john kerry didn’t vote for regime change in the senate resolution authorizing war with iraq. that’s simply not the case. if any of my fellow bloggers can find that senate floor speech where he puts conditions on that resolution, i would love to see it. in the meantime, we have the following quotations that suggest otherwise.

excerpt from FrontPage magazine.com :

In 1991, Kerry voted against authorizing the use of force in the Persian Gulf. Yet he now claims that he fully supported Operation Desert Storm, but voted against it only because he wanted the first President Bush “to take a couple more months to build the support of the nation.” At the dawn of that war, Kerry warned that the elder Bush’s “unilateral” action constituted a “rush to war” that might lead to “another generation of amputees, paraplegics, burn victims.” “Is the liberation of Kuwait so imperative that all those risks are worthwhile at this moment?” he asked rhetorically. Eleven days later, he wrote a letter to a constituent explaining that he opposed military action and preferred to give economic sanctions “more time to work.” Nine days after that, however, he wrote to the same constituent and said that he “strongly and unequivocally supported President Bush’s response to the crisis.”

More recently, Kerry has exhibited similar shifts in his stated stance on the 2003 Iraq war. Amid his blistering criticisms of President George W. Bush?s foreign policy, Kerry has said, “We did not empower the president to do regime change.” Yet in fact, Kerry supported an October 2002 Senate resolution that specifically cited regime change as a goal. That resolution, which passed by a 77-to-23 margin, authorized President Bush to attack Iraq if Saddam Hussein refused to abide by UN mandates. Kerry had similarly voted to make regime change a U.S. objective back in 1998.

from blogicus.com:

“REGIME CHANGE IN IRAQ

Jul 2002 – For: Kerry Calls Saddam A “Renegade And Outlaw.” “I agree completely with this Administration’s goal of a regime change in Iraq … Saddam Hussein is a renegade and outlaw who turned his back on the tough conditions of his surrender put in place by the United Nations in 1991.” (Sen. John Kerry, Speech To The 2002 DLC National Conversation, New York, NY, 7/29/02)

Aug 2003 – Against: Kerry Said Iraq Resolution “Did Not Empower President To Do Regime Change.” KERRY: “And the fact is, in the resolution that we passed, we did not empower the President to do regime change.” (NBC’s “Meet The Press,” 8/31/03) ”

read the senate resolution authorizing both war and regime change. here’s UN security council resolution 1441 making the case against saddam. it is also worthy of note that the senate resolution points out saddam’s past use of chemical and biological weapons. the fight here should no longer be about the WMDs. let’s decide where we go from here. both sides need to consider the next steps very carefully.

the first official chaos open thread/trackback party

but first a word from pti’s tony kornheiser, a very funny guy:

“michigan sucks.”

and on that note, we begin the first official chaos open thread/trackback party. but this isn’t just any trackback party. this is a special OSU/Michigan game trackback/open thread just for UM haters and buckeye fans. i know they are out there.

so, here are the simple rules.

1) keep it clean. you know what that means. i reserve the right to delete stuff.
2) trackbacks must link to this post.
3) leave your best rants against the team from up north in the comments to join this thread.
4) if you have a special post on the OSU/that other team game this weekend, feel free to send me a trackback so that my small but loyal group of readers can experience your brilliance.

that’s it. have a good friday…and go buckeyes! 🙂

thursday’s official stupid people update

welcome to thursday’s edition of stupid people news. it’s time once again to laugh at the unfortunate and ignore the other news of the day. here are some of my favorite stories.

the people:

Son of baseball’s hit king turns himself in on drug charges–but at least he can still get into the baseball HOF…dad takes the over on a repeat offense.

Stolen cart hits officer’s car–drunk guy driving a golf cart with a keg of beer on board…what could possibly go wrong?

Man Electrocuted Painting Fla. Home–metal ladder+ overhead power wires= not good.

Woman plans to marry man who shot her, held her hostage — now THERE’s a dysfunctional relationship. she calls him her soulmate. now, i don’t know about you, but anybody who does what this guy did should be disqualified from that category.

the overpaid researcher:

Traffic causing stress condition–once again our friends at the venerable BBC have uncovered some breaking news. traffic causes stress. you don’t say. read the suggested cures for some added amusement. i’m just wondering how much coin they wasted on this study.

and…you could be an incompetent international organization if you end up in a story on fark.com…like, i don’t know… THE U.N.!

U.N. to reinstate lone official fired in oil-for-food scandal

(if you need evidence of my theory, read the following previous posts:

further evidence the u.n. is incompetent
more on the u.n. oil-for-food disaster)

the post of the day, in my view, was turned in by one of my favorite blogs…conservative cat. read and laugh.

Confused Americans for Truth – Can Santa Claus Save the Democrats?

coming up tomorrow…the weekend begins with the first official “i hate the michigan wolverines” open thread/trackback party, just in time for the brawl between THE ohio state buckeyes and (that other team) on saturday afternoon .

here are the simple rules:
1) keep it clean. profanity in comments here/trackback posts…will be deleted by me.
2) trackbacks must link to friday’s post.
3) leave your best rants against the team from up north in the comments to join this thread.
4) if you have a special post on the OSU/that other team game this weekend, feel free to send me a trackback so that my small but loyal group of readers can experience your brilliance.

that’s it. enjoy the rest of thursday. 🙂