early nominees for quote of the week

jonah goldberg posted this at the Corner on NRO:

“Apparently, lemmings don’t commit suicide. So if you have a lemming in your basement who wears too much black eye-liner, listens to too much heavy metal music, and is constantly drawing really disturbing pictures of Satanic scenes on his notebook, don’t worry.”

tony kornheiser on PTI: ” michigan sucks “. short, sweet, and accurate.

it has occurred to me that there is too much division in this country today. i have a solution to this large problem. i think i have found some common ground for most of america to stand on. most of us can unite behind hatred of the yankees. it’s the right thing to do. see my previous posts for the reasons why.

also, there’s those devilish smurfs. destroying smurfs is a good idea. IMAO has the justification for it here. yes, this won’t advance the cause of world peace very well, but destroying smurfs and the new york yankees will make a lot of people very happy. i know i would sleep better at night…

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