another idea for the ’08 election
republicans are sometimes devoid of imagination and occasionally democrats are too — so i have decided to help them think outside the box for once. forget giuliani, frist, santorum, or all those other pretenders. this ticket is guaranteed to generate a buzz around the country. i’m talking about those great americans and genuinely good guys…ben stein and tucker carlson. think about it.
why ben stein?
- he understands economics as well as greenspan
- he is the smartest man in america.
- fiscal and social conservative
- great public speaker unlike president bush
- he could finally dump that chauvinistic pig idiot jimmy kimmel.
why not?
- he’s too smart to run
- he would have less time to entertain the country
why tucker carlson?
- the bowties — parents trust bowties and a lot of parents vote
- would not be above playing a musical instrument on MTV to attract the important 18-29 demographic
- he gets along with liberals too
- would absolutely steal the conservative chick vote
why not?
- he would need more bowties.
- no more “cutting room floor” segments
- no more willie geist
- no more “situation”
- less time to spend learning about brad, jen, and paris hilton
let’s not restrict ourselves to the party anointed ones and do something different for once — stein/carlson ’08!
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