Posted on George W. Bush, Hurricane Katrina

it’s all the president’s fault

since we have finally discovered the source of all the problems in the united states and in the whole entire universe, i thought that it would be helpful to make a list of his most notable accomplishments in this area.

  • he controls the weather.

hurricane katrina not only was designed to target areas where minorities live,it also was planned to distract those pesky reporters from investigating karl rove. i have no idea what the purpose behind hurricane rita was for him, unless it was for the sheer entertainment value of watching the reporters in the middle of the hurricane try to stay away from the loose trees.

he should also be credited for the yanks/angels rain-out. steinbrenner is a known republican contributor and his overpaid boys needed a day off.

  • he tells conservative radio hosts and right-wing bloggers exactly what to say and post so they can spread his message of evil to millions every day.

again, this is all about karl rove because he’s the evil puppetmaster controlling president bush. frankj over at IMAO has the details on these talking point memos.

  • he starts wars with other countries to make himself look like a tough guy and to improve his poll numbers.

after all, you can’t hold your head up high at the neo-con cabal meetings unless you have invaded a foreign country and forced liberation on them. this was another mistake in strategy by the evil ones. everybody knows that starting wars doesn’t always contribute to high poll numbers. karl rove should be fired, not for the CIA thing, but for totally screwing up the neo-con strategy for world domination and total control of the google empire.

upon examination of the evidence, it seems that the president has been very busy destroying lives, houses, and other countries. being the example of pure evil while keeping up the facade of a good Christian guy must be very exhausting work. why else do you suppose he needed that really long crawford vacation?

if you don’t get the point of this, read the rest of this blog.

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